hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

cherry-and-also-bomb:

Read only the purple letters, then only the blue parenthesis, then all together. on etsy

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

humorous:

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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