milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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We all want someone who won’t get sick of us

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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